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                He was born a Taurus on May 7, 1945, and my 1978 Taurus quips in
             “Astrologic” were meant for him.
                My Capricorn swipe that “. . .there has never been a Capricorn of any
             importance” was meant as a barb of irony shot into gay culture’s Marxist
             dismissal of Christianity.

             II.  The feature article as published in Drummer 20, January 1978

                           Astologic Aquarius

                          The Dawning of the Age, 1978

             AQUARIUS S: (Jan. 21 - Feb. 18): Admit it, asshole. You are BST: Bent,
                Sick, and Twisted. You have an inventive mind, inclined to be into
                PROGRESSIVE S&M. You fear you’ve already gone too far sexually
                when in reality you’re only half as BST as 1978 will make you. By
                the end of the 70s, you will be a fully jaded, degenerate man. Sit on
                your own hand.
             AQUARIUS M: (Jan. 21 - Feb. 18): Inclined to be careless in your choice
                of masters, you will make the same stupid mistakes repeatedly until
                finally you learn how to project mastery of yourself. THEN the Right
                S will pick up on you. Currently you say NO too much too often.
                Relax. You need to be severely whipped and permanently pierced.
                You’re old enough now to take possession of your body and give it
                away piece by piece.
             PISCES S: (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20): Careful this winter of M’s who want to
                turn the tables on you. Secretly you desire to bottom out to a Satanic
                Warrior who will pin you to the mat. If you’re not seriously working
                out, get your physique act together. An event is about to occur requir-
                ing from you a very muscular response.
             PISCES M: (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20): Any Pisces named DAVID had best be
                careful as the combination sign and name will this month earn you
                a very bad reputation among your immediate friends who find you
                quite possibly attack former lovers’ motorcycles with nails and do
                terrible things to small animals when alone in your apartment. You
                rarely ever get what you want, but you are about to get what you
             ARIES S: (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19): Consider an affair with a taxi driver. Espe-
                cially if he is strawberry blond, mustachioed, and muscular. Keep
                his meter running. You need another top man to play with, as your

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