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               current bottom tricks are not fully satisfying you. Seek out mutual
            ARIES M: (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19): You are the asshole type and might as
               well celebrate the fact that most guys hold you in contempt. You are
               quick-tempered, impatient after midnight, and always scornful of
               advice. You are not very nice. Men should piss on you.
            TAURUS S: (Apr. 20 - May 20): You are bullish on yourself and, by god,
               you deserve it.[The gorgeous David Sparrow was a Taurus referenced
               here in the “S” and “M” entries for Taurus.] You are practical and
               persistent. Your bull-headed determination makes you cruise with
               specific purpose. M’s know you’ve got ATTITUDE.
            TAURUS M: (Apr. 20 - May 20): Secretly, you’re a scat freak. And you
               think your friends don’t know that you eat your own bullshit.
            GEMINI S: (May 21 - Jun. 20): You are a quick and intelligent thinker.
               Both of your heads are better than one. Men like you because you
               are bisexual (some of the time) and on the head of your cock they
               can taste p-u-s-s-y j-u-i-c-e. Before the winter is out, you may need
            GEMINI M: (May 21 - Jun. 20): Uh-oh. You are too narcissistic these
               days. Stop jerking off alone in front of your mirror. It is a necessity
               for you to go to a bath for a heavy degradation trip. Find the ugliest
               dude you can and go down on him. If he rejects you, all the better.
               That could be your ultimate trip: to be rejected by a real scumbag.
            CANCER S: (Jun. 21 - Jul. 22): Wrestling has sometimes been a sponta-
               neous part of your sex scene. Add in more sports touches. Drop some
               of your heavy leather, and jock up your wardrobe. You will come on
               and get off differently if you advertise the true sexual athlete hidden
               in your real self.
            CANCER M: (Jun. 21 - Jul. 22): You whine too much. Lower your voice
               a tone. Currently, other men think you’re a sucker. You procrastinate.
               That’s why you never make anything of yourself except a mess. No
               wonder most welfare recipients are Cancer people.
            LEO S: (Jul. 23 - Aug. 22): You are the sunshine of several men’s lives.
               They’d like you to be even more of a bully. Add to your innate arro-
               gance. M’s will adore you, and in any sports contest you’ll immedi-
               ately establish psychological dominance.
            LEO M: (Jul. 23 - Aug. 22): No trick should let you stay over night,
               unless you are in total bondage. After dark, you turn into a thief.
               Keep your hands off the downers you find in your host’s medicine
               cabinet. If he’s going to trick with a creep like you, he’ll need all the
               Valium he can get.

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